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Lightning Bolt of the Week


“Hey guys do you think you’re gonna be here for awhile [building the stage at the new venue] cause I think I’m gonna get going [to a dance party].”

Streets (Patrick Moore) is watchin’ Jose.

(Just kidding. Come mosh the new stage, that Jose helped build, tonight.)


Lightning Bolt of the Week

So after the Jay Reatard show last night while hanging out outside my friend Josh informed me that his rear wheel from his bike was stolen during the show. If you’ve ever had anything stolen from your bike (or your bike stolen itself) you know how much it sucks. We talked for a bit and then walked back to Josh’s bike to find that his front wheel was stolen as well. Some dickhead thief came back and stole Josh’s front wheel only minutes after he was at his bike.

That’s why this week, Bike Thieves get the bolt. May Jah strike them down.

(Thief pictured not necessarily the thief that jacked Josh’s tires.)

Lightning Bolt of the Week

Did you really think that anyone else would get it? More than 60% of Canadians do not want another Conservative government and there are plenty of reasons why.

My short-list of reasons why Stephen Harper is getting the Bolt today is as follows:

1) He has yet to present a party platform during this election.
2) He’s a bigot, or at least said some pretty “bigot-like” shit in the past.
3) He may or may not believe in the Rapture. Fuck. Either way, his party is tied to Charles McVety.
4) He’s done nothing on Climate Change, except lie.

Really, all the other parties should get it for being so self-concerned and only really stealing votes from each other. Bring Chretien back. Fuck the sweater vest.

If you’re not protesting & spoiling your ballot or voting on October 14, then what are you doing? Here’s a little incentive: your employer is obligated to give you the time to vote, by law. Do it.

Lightning Bolt of the Week

So today marks the introduction of a new column for the blog. Every Friday I will post a photo of something that I think should feel the almighty wrath of Jah, a la that building on a very famous record cover.

With no further adieu, I introduce this weeks photo.

Vik gets zapped this week cause he somehow locked his key INSIDE our cash box. How did he do that you ask? I do not know. Because I lost my key after a few drinks the other night, we now have to smash our cash box open. Also, Vik was likely dancing in this photo in some sort of club environment when he should have been bedroom moshing to the new RHYTHM TO THE MADNESS LP and generally hating the world. Thanks to Party Pat for catching Vik mid-giggle in this photo.

The Lightning Bolt. Get into it.

October 2018
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